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Post by Raven on Dec 12, 2015 22:43:35 GMT
Well hellooooooo there peeps and pops and homies and party dooooooooodes!
Wow you look good naked! No not you! You! Ok all of you! Hot man totally!!!!!
This writing smells of raspberry!
Ooh a penguin!
So! This is the splash! Coming to you totally not live from some rich guys pool in Cuba!
The team looks ace man and we are kicking all kinds of peruvial ass.
Hey so this one time, we were all totally awake and stinger jumped on a cow and rode it across town! Shoulda bin there. It was funny then I promise.
So next week we are going to play a tactic known only to the great elders of fastball!
Do you think if parrots could hold conferences they would have a teak table or an ash one?
Right sod off. Bye!!!!!!!
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Post by Admin on Dec 13, 2015 0:01:44 GMT
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It's ARTIST with a 'T'
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Post by Tartist on Dec 13, 2015 13:27:25 GMT
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Post by Raven on Dec 13, 2015 19:53:02 GMT
Doooodes................ Just sniff this. You'll be OK man. And all I can say is..................my peanut
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Post by Oceans Seven on Jan 4, 2016 9:52:10 GMT
 Who was that?  Hands up "ANYONE" who understood one word o that lol!
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Post by Raven on Mar 12, 2016 20:35:26 GMT
Yo Brothers and sisters from other misses and misters!!!!!
How the Frankenstein are you!?
So let's be real doooodes, what a criminal awesome season for the Levs!!!!!! I don't think any sugar cane expected us to be so much better than any of the other new teams!
I can't wait for the new season to start and we can really get a wiggle on!
In my opinion bluebells are purple and red onions are burgandy. What the hell man!?
Did you know that although it takes two to tango, it only takes one to piss it out into the wind?
Me neither.
If anyone asks you where you got the weed, never, I mean never reply with "the garden centre" .
That was a big no no down at cadbury last week.
Have a good one dik weads
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Post by Oceans Seven on Mar 15, 2016 9:47:36 GMT
LMAOIs there no way we could bottle that
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Post by Raven on Mar 15, 2016 19:11:56 GMT
Dear reader. We are very glad you enjoy our sister magazine "the splash" and hope you get many more hours of enjoyment in the future. Also, maybe get yourself checked out.
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Post by Raven on Mar 15, 2016 19:12:43 GMT
P's, you should read the ravens call. It's awesome apparently
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Post by Raven on May 16, 2016 7:38:49 GMT
Dewd, dewd! How art thou brethren?
We've been on our team summer hols. Chasing both surf and tail!!!!!!!!
It was pretty smooth and Axel even managed to find a lovely lady called Clive who had a tail at the front.
We did question his judgement but apparently her name is pronounced clevay.
And her reason for the turtleneck top on the beach was because of the wind and nothing to do with an Adam's apple.
Either way she looked hotter in that rah rah skirt that my misses ever will.
Maybe she's born with it...... Maybe it's KFC
See all you peeps in a few weeks as The Mighty Leviathan rear up once again with a team so strong fisherman's friend suck on them when they have a cold.
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Post by Raven on Jun 2, 2016 6:34:27 GMT
Well hi there Leviathan dudes and dudettes! Hey let me tell ya summit. I'm having real problems buying a new photo frame. In all the ones I look at I don't know the people in the photos!
Here's a fun one. Next time you take your kid to softplay and you sat there like a tool waiting for it to run out of energy, and one of the yummy mummy slides over and asks you the obligatory question of "which ones yours?" Pause for a second. Turn to her and say "oh none of them" !
Watch them freak out!
Oh yes, the game. Ummmmm didn't win. Fiddlesticks etc.
Anyhoo peeps, I'm off to lick someone else's sherbert fountain.
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Post by Raven on Jun 12, 2016 18:04:42 GMT
Friggidy doo dah splash fans!
How's the tail? Found any yet!?
Our computer is stuck on purple but at least it tastes nice!.
So turns out you can't polish a turd. You can try but the aftermath is hideous. I didn't know scat can fly that far.
I like to put smarties tubes on cats legs and make them walk down stairs.
Oh, we lost again. Not sure why. Summit to do with number of goals scored in ratio to time spent playing.
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Post by Raven on Aug 2, 2016 19:40:37 GMT
Yo suckfaces! Leviathan are so close to being on top they look like Danny de Vito trying to bed dawn French.
We are using black ink today because our budget has run out! Somebody went out and bought the wrong type of coke. It still doesn't fizz the same through your nose though!!!!
If I had a buck for every time I was asked to play Thor at student parties, I'd literally be owing money.
Over and out peeps
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Post by Raven on Aug 16, 2016 19:52:53 GMT
Hi there blurry faced dust buckets!
Have you seen the size of Vipers wardrobe? I swear they have a costume department!
I can't actually disclose to you dudes why we were snooping. Cuz we might have broken the law. Ssshhhhhh!!!!
So......best surname in the Olympics? Our vote is Wang.
In other news, Leviathan are doing alright arent they.
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Post by Raven on Sept 14, 2016 7:43:32 GMT
Anyone else noticed the our favourite son Axel Claywell has scored the same number of goals as the acclaimed Luca Mosbauer from Raven?
And in one game less! 😎
Just saying...............................££££££?
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speechless !!! 
