Tartist
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It's ARTIST with a 'T'
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Post by Tartist on Aug 26, 2014 10:19:01 GMT
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Scorpions
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A sting in the tail.
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Post by Scorpions on Aug 26, 2014 11:59:55 GMT
WELL !!!Tim/ Tabitha All that needs to be said is the items referred to, are in a very pretty shinny jar in my kitchen where they will remain for a while at least.
Oh! ANDY take heed, Andrea is a lovely name and I have a matching jar in the wings waiting!!! That said well done Tab/Tim alls fair in fastball init.
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Post by Black Sunshine on Sept 2, 2014 9:54:36 GMT
BLACK SUNSHINE 23-21 SHARPSHOOTERS
Match Report- Hello darlings, Tabitha here! Well what a super week!!! It all started with a trip to Primark, where I picked up a few dresses and accessories for my wardrobe and went for a super skinny latte with the girls. After finding my new tights were catching on my leg hair, I simply had to book in for a body wax. Decisions, decisions........well, I went for a brazilian. After a session with Felix my new fashion consultant, I have gone for the Dame Edna Everage look and so have a hair appointment and full makeover booked for the weekend. Oh yes, my boys had a little play with some friends on Thursday and won. Kisses and cuddles all round! Talk soon sweeties. Love, Tabs x
In Other News- Tabitha has her gender re-re-assignment pre-op in a week or so, so hopefully all this fannying around (excuse the pun) can stop sooner, rather than later. It's unsettling the players. Captain Alexs Horok in particular is struggling to come to terms with being cheered on by a camp, Mrs Doubtfire. Dr. Roger Feelgood Black Sunshine Medical Team
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Post by Admin on Sept 2, 2014 10:57:17 GMT
Not sure what all the fuss is about..............always thought you looked like a big girl anyway!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2014 12:16:25 GMT
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Post by Admin on Sept 2, 2014 22:45:56 GMT
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Post by Black Sunshine on Sept 25, 2014 19:03:45 GMT
BlACK SUNSHINE 26-18 EAGLES BLACK SUNSHINE 28-25 OCEANS SEVEN TALON RANGERS 19-21 BLACK SUNSHINE BUCCANEERS 25-30 BLACK SUNSHINE
Match Reports- See above.
In Other News- Hi darlings, Tabitha here! So sorry to have missed you for the last few weeks. Been on my hols. Went to an adults only resort in Amsterdam. Oh....my....God!!! Man....I feel like a woman. Sadly, that's the opposite to what all the men I've had over the last few weeks have said. Maybe it's the all over body stubble. Oh well. Some of you may be wondering why I'm still all girled up. Well, we had a lovely coffee morning at the Deadwing offices before I went away and it was decided that things have gone so well since my de-bollocking, it must be working. Tabitha is here until we lose boys, so don't cock it up! Hugs & kisses, Tabs x
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Post by Black Sunshine on Oct 26, 2014 18:29:16 GMT
MIDNIGHT RAVENS 19-20 BLACK SUNSHINE BLACK SUNSHINE 26-23 HEDGEJUMP LEGENDS BLAISE 21-20 BLACK SUNSHINE
Match Reports- Another fine set of wins...........hang on. What the f**k?
In Other News- As a consequence of our last result, I have been re-bollocked. This will never be spoken of again. I swear to God, one word about this from anybody and I'm gonna throw a right hissy-fit! Damn it, I still slip into Tabitha sometimes..........no, not like that, although for a short time during the operation that was a possibility! Anyway, back to business. Twelve wins in a row and then we lose to Blaise. Who the bloody hell runs that bunch of tossers? Let me see..........Rebecca Packwood. Oh for Christ's sake, I lost to a girl. You couldn't make it up, could you?
Tim Wallace (putting the "Man" back into Manager of Black Sunshine)
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Post by Admin on Oct 27, 2014 11:49:51 GMT
Well that's got all the female managers gunning for you now hasn't it? ouch
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Post by Ventus on Oct 28, 2014 21:04:41 GMT
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Post by Black Sunshine on Nov 8, 2014 17:48:57 GMT
BLACK SUNSHINE 15-18 CRUSADERS BLACK SUNSHINE 26-15 TEMPLARS Match Reports- We lost and then we won. What more do you need to know!!!! In Other News- Well, well, well! I think I may have ruffled a few feminist feathers in my last post. You girls certainly got your frilly knickers in a twist, didn't you! The funny thing is, that I wasn't making any comment on female ability at all, but just pointing out how ironic it was that having just come back from being a woman, I had just been beaten by one. However, being the forgiving type, I have decided to forgive and forget. It's not your fault. Lets face it, you're women and therefore naturally unstable and irrational at the best of times! No need to thank me, lets just put it behind us and move on. Now then, haven't you got some cooking or cleaning to be getting on with.............I'm off down the pub! Tim Wallace Black Sunshine Manager
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Post by Black Sunshine on Nov 14, 2014 13:57:54 GMT
BLACK SUNSHINE 18-26 TARTIST
Match Report- I think it's plain for all to see what has happened here. The Admin has been bought! I shudder to think what form the payment took, suffice to say I won't sink to that level.............however Tabitha might!!! Aaaaarrrrggh! No, stop it. Tabitha, get out of my head. Never confused. Never confused!!!
In Other News- Despite being beaten (across the buttocks? No, sod off!) this week, Troy Murray still managed to rise to the top of the Top Scorers list, having played two less games than second and third placed players. I asked Troy for his thoughts on this, but he insisted he couldn't talk to me, as he missed Tabitha and could see her in me (I wish! Is that even possible?).
Fans will be aware that we entered (ooooh, yes! Get lost!) the Challenge Cup. We are pleased to report two wins so far...... BLACK SUNSHINE 29-16 OCEANS SEVEN BLACK SUNSHINE 24-22 SEVERNSIDE We are currently on top (just the way I like it! Get off!) of the table, with a hard (Mmmmm! Grrrr!) game coming (Yes? No!) up.
I'm off to see the Team shrink, Dr. Maddison Barking (Oooh, a threesome! Um? Yeah, why not) to try and get rid of Tabitha.
Tim Wallace Black Sunshine Man(?)ager/ess
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Post by Oceans Seven on Nov 19, 2014 9:35:07 GMT
YO Tim, Tabitha......Tabby or Tab.....................TIM!(i was never confused) Yeah the Challenge Cup game, us lot over here at Oceans thought it would be good tactics to let you WIN (choke)see it makes you think were weak and are push overs HA HAAA BUT its all part of the plan. See Tim you just need to make sure they know were playing the game, but we dont need to play the game because we've already won the game
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Post by Black Sunshine on Nov 19, 2014 20:19:45 GMT
If I ever need to explain to a close friend or relative the dangers of daytime drinking, I now have the perfect example to show them. Thank you Ash!
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