Post by Black Sunshine on Dec 13, 2014 13:23:56 GMT
We usually start our update with a run down of recent results. Well sometimes there are more important things in life than results. Screw you Raven! Transgender piffle! You cheeky git! By the way, how is it down there in mid-table? We demand an apology (or complimentary spa session....ummm...never confused?).
In Other News-
Black Sunshine has sacked it's entire statistics division for failing to record the results of recent games. In a press release, chairman Rob Berry said, "When you are competing at the highest level of Fastball and you ask your staff for a run down of our latest results, you don't expect, "well...we won some and we lost some!"
We can confirm that Blue Dragons did the double on us thanks to us losing two key players in the first half due to red cards. In line with their contracts, each has chosen a member of their immediate family to be stoned to death on the pitch by season ticket holders, at our next home game. The manager of Blue Dragons is grounded.
Tim Wallace
Black Sunshine
In Other News-
Black Sunshine has sacked it's entire statistics division for failing to record the results of recent games. In a press release, chairman Rob Berry said, "When you are competing at the highest level of Fastball and you ask your staff for a run down of our latest results, you don't expect, "well...we won some and we lost some!"
We can confirm that Blue Dragons did the double on us thanks to us losing two key players in the first half due to red cards. In line with their contracts, each has chosen a member of their immediate family to be stoned to death on the pitch by season ticket holders, at our next home game. The manager of Blue Dragons is grounded.
Tim Wallace
Black Sunshine
