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Post by Admin on Sept 3, 2014 15:56:05 GMT
Um.........I'll have the cake please.
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Post by Raven on Sept 3, 2014 16:01:50 GMT
I'll have the chicken
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Post by Oceans Seven on Sept 3, 2014 18:15:06 GMT
Do you have a tray??.......................  Phoenix Firebirds 28-28 Aldershot Flying squad.....Viper 39-4 Shaolin Eagles ...... |
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Scorpions
Junior Member
A sting in the tail.
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Post by Scorpions on Sept 3, 2014 18:49:46 GMT
I am having serious doubts about Oceans.  Does anyone know what planet they are on?  Are they on a new drug?  I mean Everest! why not Dundry? that's plenty high enough, well it is for my chaps, although they're not doing too well at the moment, anyway I feel the manager of Oceans should be drug tested and what ever he's on should be available to all.  |
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Post by Raven on Sept 3, 2014 19:16:57 GMT
I do not need a tray. I can kill you with a single thought
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Post by Raven on Sept 4, 2014 21:26:10 GMT
Here for you if you need a final word........
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Post by Oceans Seven on Mar 17, 2016 10:32:59 GMT
Soooooo!.
There I was sat in my office contemplating the meaning of life.....God...spirituality....Star Wars! 
and it occurred to me some of the other gaffers had done some interview's of late, not wanting to be out done I insisted my "PA" stop filling her nails and arrange an interview with "Sports Round Up" (its ok she's blonde, they do that apparently).
Although apparently coming 4th doesn't warrant interviewing for some reason. 
However, still with determination, dedication, guts and all that boll*x between myself and "Trish" (that's my PA) we decided to do our own interview bit like a selfie but no pole.
So with Trish on camera here go's
Thursday 17th March 2016 09:00am
BATTREY LOW
Are we on?
"Yeah"
Good right RIIIGHT so, Morning fans well here we are at the end of yet another season,
don't sound so surprised aaand what a season. Yes OK ok so it didn't quite go as I originally intended probably more akin to an episode of "24" minus Jack Bauer but "HELL " come on I am running 4 team's now (who says us bloke's cant multitask ) so maybe there was a flaw or 3 in the whole strategic plan but hey I was doin it!.
No not doing "IT". I was doing that.......O you know dam well what I mean its your dirty minds on overtime again tut 
Ok so whats been happening well I've been moving some of the lads around between Oceans7, Rogue7 and Atlantico trying to plug some weaknesses some went up, some went down, some got sacked.....(well they just wernt performing.....Ahhhh face it they were sh*t) so I did an Alan Sugar on them.
SOME little traitors defected......"Lucas Bolt".
For one. Tells me he wants to change career!. RSPCA my ass, he joined that bunch of cowboys Neverwinter Wanderers. Sold his soul if you ask me STILL. That reminds me its Neverwinters gaffer's Birthday this week, what is he 40? Trish?
you dunno you thought he was older? tut (shakes head)
BATTERY GETTING REALLY LOW
Hey did you know earwigs have nothing to do with ears??? yep despite that weird tail configuration that looks like a pair of prongs that's not actually so you can use them as earing's 
One other thing don't play poker with your fastball players if you have no cash.......
Number 1, its just stupid
2 If you read the ten commandments its up there at 10 "Thou shalt not covet" but that dosent mean you GIVE your best players away at CARDS when pissed out your box FFS 
AND 3 "Thou wilst regret it the next morn"
Anyway I think that's enough of my prattling on,
think I actually managed to say absolutely nowt helpful about any of my teams. Maybe that's why leaving the interviews is best left to the proffeshnioals.
I put a little clause in about the camera having a "Low Battery" just in case I talked myself up a dead end and ran out of things to say and I could just end said interview, did you notice that? HEY
Anyone watched "Deadpool" yet ahhhhhhh you must, very funny film. I think "Jay" Ravens gaffer has similar sence of humour just don't shoot him in the ass!
Well time for my weekly back massage I get Jaime Wolf to do this lol, I remember once he was massaging my back he says ive got my hand stuck between two pillows!!!!!!!
I said THATS NOT PILLOWS!!! 
WARNING LOW BAT
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Post by Raven on Mar 17, 2016 10:46:25 GMT
Agreed........well done. The splash editor thinks you may be insane. Yeh.....the slash editor.........you may need to be checked out
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Post by Oceans Seven on Mar 17, 2016 16:20:41 GMT
Sorry my little chicken noodle, "Insane" you say? I think it all come's down to your perspective on the world and how you look at it by definition  By the way........................... Anybody round here seen an Aircraft Carrier?..... I seem to have misplaced mine  Seriously tho I was just bored, you know too much time on my hands. Besides there's no logic to sanity anyway, you only have to take one look at the world to realise that. Sell crazy someplace else were all sold out here and this is about as good as it gets! But thanks for the concern Jay lol |
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Post by Neverwinter on Mar 17, 2016 17:13:59 GMT
Well.......ok. Good job on the move Lucas Bolt, you have clearly made the right move! -Anonymous fan *Poo, damn that auto login |
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Post by Neverwinter on Mar 17, 2016 17:53:12 GMT
Annnnnddd another thing, he is not 40ish........37 looks 25....maybe 27....at a push.... if a day...... Thats on friday.....just to open the floodgates on gifts and cards there......  -An equally anonymous fan....... *Hogwash still logged in |
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Post by Raven on Mar 17, 2016 21:47:02 GMT
27 from the front..........56 from the back
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Post by Phoenix Firebirds on Mar 17, 2016 23:59:06 GMT
92 from the side
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Post by Topper Harley on Mar 18, 2016 1:18:30 GMT
Roger that.....Minnie, Vanillie, chillie, willie............
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Post by Oceans Seven on Mar 18, 2016 7:09:19 GMT
From above fluffy on the inside, Armadillo on the outside..........  |
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tut (shakes head)
